Posts Tagged ‘ice cream’

A Tragic Case of Entrepreneurial Suicide

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

by Charlie Crowell for ImpactHollow.com.

It’s really against my better judgment to publish this article. You’ll understand why in a moment - but I’m going to do it anyway because there is a really solid lesson to be learned from it.

Take a look at the picture below. It’s from the Record Journal, a daily newspaper in Meriden, Connecticut. The accompanying article featured the usual coming of spring stuff, analyzing the local ice cream scene.

The photo’s background is over exposed but regardless, do you see anything inappropriate there?

fudgepacker

How about the ice cream sundae called the "Fudgepacker"?

If by chance you don’t know what the term "Fudgepacker" refers to, good for you. Stop reading. You’ve kept a good distance from the gutter and you should be congratulated. Let’s not ruin it.

For the rest of us, let’s take a closer look.

I’m guessing the owner of this ice cream store was either trying to be funny, thought he was being clever, or had some deep rooted desire for his business to fail. Probably the latter.

In the photo, some smaller print gives a little more detail about this ice cream dish. If you can’t make it out, it says, " Two heaps of soft ice cream and one L-O-N-G banana… gobs of fudge”, etc.

fudgepacker2

From a marketing standpoint this was one of the stupidest ideas I’ve seen… ever. How it got into a mainstream newspaper is another question. Somebody call the editor of the Record Journal and see if he (or she) was on some kind of hallucinogen.

The ice cream shop was known as the "Frozen Palette". It was located on North Colony Road in Meriden. Probably the biggest question here is - just who were they trying to marketing to?

Would you take your kids to an ice cream store that offers a sundae named after a slur or derogatory term referring to a#%& sex?

And then to have it appear in your local newspaper? Wow! Why not just throw yourself off a cliff? Clearly it was some kind of business death wish… and it worked. Frozen Palette went out of business a little while after this article ran. Today it’s only claims to fame are the Record Journal article and this ImpactHollow.com post.

Anyway, the picture, as poor as it is, was taken by Record Journal photographer David Bruneau. The article was written by reporter Stacy M. Calcagni. The ice cream entrepreneur in the picture is Sebastian Paguni, Jr. Congratulations to all for providing the rest of us with a really valuable lesson. A first-hand look at a real public relations train wreck.

The moral of the story? Guard your business reputation. Worry about it. Your every word and every action is sending a message. It’s not something to be taken lightly.

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The Nonsensical World of Ben & Jerry’s

Saturday, November 15th, 2008

 

You can’t save the world with ice cream and hippie-inspired idealism… but it makes for great marketing!

 

by Charlie Crowell

 

When it comes to cause related marketing, nobody does it better then Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield. The two leftover hippy ice cream makers from the 60’s have pulled off some incredibly potent “save the planet” public relations trickery.

 

ben and jerry scooping up their next scam

 

One of their best was the introduction of the ice cream flavor Rainforest Crunch. Here’s how the scam worked.

 

Ben and Jerry love the planet, right? They love it so much that they want to save it and they hear a lot of trees are being cut down in the Amazon basin. Some of these trees are Brazil nut trees. Brazil nuts are edible. If Ben and Jerry put Brazil nuts in their ice cream, the people cutting down the trees will realize the trees are worth more alive than dead. They won’t cut the trees down, they’ll make money and the earth will be saved.

 

And it gets better. Ben and Jerry will set up Brazil nut co-operatives and buy directly from them insuring the people “in the field” benefit.

 

Ben and Jerry\'s questionable efforts 

 

Thus Rainforest Crunch was born… and consumers who bought the new flavor could feel good about their ever expanding waistline. They will feel good when they read all about how they are saving the world for surely it’s true. It says it right on the little high priced pint container.

 

With the release of the nut laden flavor, Ben and Jerry made the morning talk show circuit. Newspapers and magazines clamor for interviews. The amount of free media coverage was obscene. They were described as “caring capitalist” and “business owners with a social conscience.” It was all embarrassingly gushy.

 

Now fast forward a few years. By 1995, the word was out that Ben and Jerry’s Rainforest Crunch ice cream was, in fact, being made with nuts from the usual Brazilian agribusinesses and not from any newly started nut cooperative that were going stop deforestation.

 

Translation – everyone who thought they were saving the rainforest by making an eco-friendly purchase from Ben and Jerry were shafted pretty well and NOT A SINGLE TREE WAS EVER SAVED!

 

Nuts!

 

Add to all this, consumers didn’t like the ice cream. Imagine, people refusing to pay top dollar for a pint of ice cream they didn’t like - even though it was supposedly saving the rainforest. The flavor ended up in the company’s graveyard of failed flavors… really.

 

Ben and Jerry\'s Flavor Graveyard 

 

All this proves results don’t matter in cause related marketing. It’s the warm fuzzy feeling you get that counts… along with the free media exposure.

 

Ben and Jerry have a long history of pulling this nonsense off. It seems to work every time. They would donate “1% of their profits for peace” and encouraged other businesses to join in. A lot of businesses actually signed on. My question is – who did they give the money to? How effectively was the money spent? Someone suggested they give the money to the U.S. military because at the time, they were keeping the peace pretty well.

 

Ben and Jerry\'s Scoop Shop - impacthollow.com

 

Another goodie was that some of Ben and Jerry’s inner city scoop shops were going to employ only homeless persons. Ah, if it was only that simple. First, it’s a myth that all a homeless person needs to succeed is a job. Secondly, I really don’t want some homeless guy scooping my ice cream. But the press coverage following the announcement was again, overwhelming.

 

There have been plenty of Ben and Jerry social missions but I never seem to hear any favorable results. Like all marketing campaigns, they just seem to fade away. I guess you can’t really save the world one scoop at a time.

 

It’s interesting to note that Ben and Jerry have never attempted to tackle the obesity problem. Hmm? And with 1200 calories in a little pint, I suppose they never will.

 

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